Since it’s dropping below zero at night now and I’m preparing to go into hibernation for the winter, I’m on the lookout for appropriate sleepwear. And I have found it:
Built-in feet. Polar fleece. Basically, a vastly scaled-up version of a toddler’s sleeper. Perfect!
And see how happy they are with their steins of beer there? That’s because the jammies have a drop seat, so you don’t have to expose your entire self to freezing air every time you pee.
…Okay, the sexiness quotient is pretty far into the negatives, but you can’t have everything.
They come in duck pattern. WHO CARES ABOUT SEXY?