- Evidence of Combat in Triceratops
Wed Jan 28, 2009
Vicious herbivores! I am amused.
Because denying a woman choice is one step on the way to telling her what else she may or may not do while pregnant.
Because if men got pregnant, this wouldn’t even be a question.
But above all, because my body is my body and it is mine to control.
M: Daddy, what is that?
D: It’s a tie.
M: It is?
D: I understand how you might not recognize it. I haven’t worn one since… uh…
(We pause to consider this question. Someone’s wedding? Maybe? We can’t recall any recent funerals…)
D: … well, I haven’t worn one for a long time.
M: How do you wear it?
D: Pretend I am wearing a shirt (demonstrates bare-chested tie-tying prowess, with only one false start)
M: Huh. That’s complicated.
Tie is removed and put on the bed, where a cat is most interested by its sudden appearance and starts to creep up on it.
Me: Dude, that’s a tie. Don’t sit on it. Fur is not a necessary component of ties. (Attempts to move cat.)
Cat: (jumps back about three feet in 0.1 nanoseconds) WTF? There’s a SNAKE over there and you gotta go sneaking up behind me and touching me without warning like that? Geez, woman! Aaaaaa! Oh, my heart! I think I need a nap now. zzzzzzz
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- Arts & Letters Daily (12 Jan 2009)
Sat Dec 27, 2008
Thu Dec 25, 2008
Mon Jan 05, 2009
Fri Jan 09, 2009
Sun Jan 11, 2009
A silly but entertaining stunt/prank/bit of performance art/whatever from Improv in Toronto: the annual No Pants Subway Ride.
Gotta love all the people in the background studiously ignoring the whole thing and just getting on with their day… SO Toronto.
(No, I didn’t participate. -9C is a bit cold for my lizard blood.)
