M: I have a new book for school — Anne of Green Gables.
Me: Oh, that’s a good one. I like that book.
M: That girl talks way too much. She’s like [friend's name] when she’s tired, all talk talk talk talk talk talk blah blah blah.
Me: Well, hon, you have been known to talk rather a lot yourself, you know.
M: Well, when I’m complaining, yes.